trying to eat an apple quietly in a large silent room is just about as likely as a tornado not being noticed in america.
having a house party this weekend, really cba. Far too much uni work to do.
left brain is like ‘just do your essay and get it over with’
and the right half is like ‘no, i will purposefully find things to distract you like the fact you haven’t seen the new season of house yet’
left replies with ‘that is a good argument you have there. House is rather interesting I guess I could let you watch one episode’
3 episodes later..
‘damn it right brain you tricked me again, now do some work’
right brain ‘muhaha you are so naive, you’ll never get me to do it’