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trying to eat an apple quietly in a large silent room is just about as likely as a tornado not being noticed in america.
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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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having a house party this weekend, really cba. Far too much uni work to do.
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left brain is like ‘just do your essay and get it over with’
and the right half is like ‘no, i will purposefully find things to distract you like the fact you haven’t seen the new season of house yet’
left replies with ‘that is a good argument you have there. House is rather interesting I guess I could let you watch one episode’
3 episodes later..
‘damn it right brain you tricked me again, now do some work’
right brain ‘muhaha you are so naive, you’ll never get me to do it’
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